Frequently Asked Questions

Inevitably, people ask questions about what exactly it is that I do, and often the same questions come up time and again. This page answers the most common ones I get from women and couples looking to book a male escort.

Can we have sex?

Yes, of course we can, although we don’t have to if that’s not your desire. Most women do seek a raunchy encounter of some kind, perhaps with elements of emotional connection peppered in. That’s why  male escorts exist; to give women a convenient way to have a pleasurable experience with a man who knows what he is doing, won’t judge, and won’t tell everyone about it. But a few have requested companionship only, particularly on their first meet.

What is your cock like?

For those interested, it is 7 inches long, medium thickness, very straight, and uncircumcised.

How can I pay? 

Payment is made in cash at or near the beginning of the session.

I am considering setting up an electronic payment option, but most people prefer to pay cash anyway because it is more discreet (i.e. doesn’t show up in bank statements).

Why do you blur your face?

I just prefer not to have all my friends and family knowing about my sexy alter ego. A lot of my clients have said that they were pleasantly surprised when they first got to see me, and others have said that looks are of little concern, as long as the vibe is right. I try not to go overboard with the blurring, so you can still get a hint of my features.

If you aren’t happy with what you see when you meet me, I can leave and not charge you a cent. It has never happened, and I hope it never does, but I would stand by this guarantee.

I do not give out clear face shots or graphic photos of my private parts. You will just have to savour the mystery until we meet…

Why haven’t you replied?

First reason: occasionally people text in the early hours of the morning, expecting to get an immediate response. I am a normal human being and require a certain amount of sleep, so if you do text me randomly at 3:42am, I won’t hate you forever, but it is very unlikely you will receive a response until after sunrise. I am a self employed tradesman as well as a male escort.

If you do need to see me at an odd time of day though, just organise it in advance and I should be able to make it happen.

The second reason is because you’ve contacted me by mistake. I only service women and couples. Men sometimes contact me pretending to be women, and I somehow have a sixth sense for picking it. I may humour it, or just not respond.

Another reason I may not text back is if you are disrespectful, overly blunt, or unreasonable. These are all signs we are unlikely to get along, so I may not even bother. If you don’t show me common decency, don’t expect me to indulge you.

Do you offer any services to men?

In case I have not made it abundantly clear, no I don’t. I am a straight male escort for women. This is simply my orientation, and I can’t change it.

Can I call you?

I don’t answer unannounced phone calls, for two reasons:

  1. I am often busy and can’t talk.
  2. When I make the exception by answering an unknown caller, they either get nervous & hang up, have trouble expressing themselves, don’t talk and just breathe into the phone, or are difficult to hear because they are whispering. Such a strange phenomenon!

I prefer to communicate through email, Instagram, Twitter, or text; it allows everyone the time to gather their thoughts. I understand that calling a stranger for the first time can be daunting, so make it easy by sending a simple message instead. Just say hi and introduce yourself! We can take it from there.

If you then need to speak to me on the phone before making a decision, we can schedule a time when we are both ready to talk.



I hope this covers most of it. If you have any other questions, you are welcome to ask.

I can’t wait to hear from you!

Love, Darian